Meals that won't have Aunt Thelma Lou asking if you have the number for Little Caesar's Pizza handy

Hey Y'all! Do you have a minute for coffee? Hope your weekend is treating you like the favorite child—quiet, cozy, and nobody asking you to do a single dang thing. It’s one of those lazy days here—the kind where the humidity outside hangs on you like a damp wool coat and convinces the dogs they’re southern belles, too delicate for the 5 minutes in Hell it takes for them to go potty outside. I tried reminding them they descend from wolves, fierce apex predators who thrived in snowstorms,...